Nerdgasm!

I get so impatient with girls who freak out about roaches like they're facing some venomous Lovecraftian monstrosity. Not to mention those whose immediate reaction to any kind of bug is "Aaah! Kill it!" Buncha savages.
I understand killing them if they're infesting your house. I've had to deal with that. But one stray bug that wandered in from outside? Just pick it up and put it outside. Don't be such a fucking pussy.